if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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