Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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