What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
