When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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