so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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