It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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