Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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