I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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