so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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