: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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