yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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