Sponge bath it is.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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