Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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