I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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