RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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