You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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