Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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