Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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