GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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