Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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