The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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