she was so not down for the gang bang
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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