You just made me feel so damn special
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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