i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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