I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.