CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches