Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?