no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hotel room ftw
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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