I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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