I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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