I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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