no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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