nut hugger
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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