My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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