Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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