I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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