if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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