i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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