Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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