Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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