He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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