Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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