What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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