Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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