Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have surprise drugs for everyone
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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