tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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