I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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