i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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