I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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