So gin and wine won't be happening again
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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