It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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