Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
