Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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