what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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