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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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