Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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